The Zuse toaster from Inseq Design is not appearing on this blog only because it can recognize the presence of bread and then burn designs into it using matrix printer technology. No. The real reason is that the owner of this particular toaster chose to design and toast the likeness of perennial "Amazing Beards" favorite Ernest Hemingway. Clearly, Ernest is either in the midst of speaking out of the side of his mouth or exhaling cigar smoke.
(Note: You may also see a front view of two long-distance truckers in the cab of an 18-wheeler with one headlight out. If you see something else, leave it in the comments.)
Head Porter Plus Classic Chinos
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